It's the cutest force choke ever too.
We've moved on from fingers and on to full on to double-wielding forearms.
There are any number of latent sexual innuendo-type jokes I can make here, but that would be uncouth of me.......Eh screw it. I'D LIKE TO BLOW UP HER DEATH STAR. Ahem. Glad that's out of my system of now. --JackNick
So in this version, Luke gets his pinky toenail cut off, then Darth Vadar issues the revelation that "Luke, I am your distant cousin." It's called Star Scuffles.
It's the dance that tells a story. A really, really long story that also had three annoying prequels, some comic books, and a bunch of bad novelizations. And a holiday special that no one talks about.
I wonder if this woman ever goes to w00tstock just to see how many aneurysms she can cause.
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