And still this doesn't butcher the franchise the way the new trilogy did.

It's the cutest force choke ever too.

We've moved on from fingers and on to full on to double-wielding forearms.

There are any number of latent sexual innuendo-type jokes I can make here, but that would be uncouth of me.......Eh screw it. I'D LIKE TO BLOW UP HER DEATH STAR. Ahem. Glad that's out of my system of now. --JackNick

So in this version, Luke gets his pinky toenail cut off, then Darth Vadar issues the revelation that "Luke, I am your distant cousin." It's called Star Scuffles.

It's the dance that tells a story. A really, really long story that also had three annoying prequels, some comic books, and a bunch of bad novelizations. And a holiday special that no one talks about.