This is bad even by DIY standards. Even a tattoo done while actually engaging in 69 shouldn't be this ugly.

Uh oh. Looks like my Aunt Joan is off the wagon. Hide the Alizé and college-age males.

Oh THAT handlebar!

Play what? Embarrass Canada as a Nation and People? I'm tired of that game.

I don't foresee you getting either.

I think I know someone you should meet.