Ugh. Just looking at this kid reminds me of that awful, mid-2000s music movement know as "screamo." The genre known for whiney little suburban teens crying about their Playstations and rejected love letters.

No son. We don't smile in pictures.

I understand that the tattoos are permanent, but you can remove the Fred Durst hat at any time.

"I want a swastika tattoo, and could you color in 1/100th of it please?"

Prison: Where you build up your body and ruin it with ugly tattoos at the same time.