And Thus, the Lord Did Facepalm.

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For those of you wondering, the verse states "Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord."

My Christian's What?

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No one's god likes your grammar, or your drunken idea to get a novelty bumper sticker permanently inked on your chest. (Using the word chest very liberally; I haven't seen that little definition since the Supreme Court described pornography.)