I Hope She Won Custody of the Kids

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I Hope She Won Custody of the Kids
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So, you got a tattoo of your main squeeze and things didn't work out. Turn her into the clown that she is. Classy.

"I Don't Even Know This Girl"

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"I Don't Even Know This Girl"
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I just stalked her on tumblr and thought, 'what the heck, her face would look nice on my neck.'