Justin Bieber looks almost as confused and horrified as I do right now. Almost.

Well, it's been almost 17 seconds since I posted a weird Hello Kitty tattoo, so here you go. I'm really just killing time until the inevitable moment when someone gets a tattoo of Hello Kitty as the doctor from The Human Centipede with Badtz-Maru and the Little Twin Stars sewn together ass-to-mouth.