Ha ha, kidding. My mom's ass tattoo is WAY bigger than that.

Where does absolutely stupid fall in the rankings? Asking for a friend.

Well, makes you wonder when the last time Jessica and Mom had decent meal - with those sunken cheeks, I'd have to wager its not too recently! Why somebody would want to commemorate them like that is beyond me.

That's funny, because ALL of my barbies were rednecks. At least that's what it seemed like based on the frequency with which they would go barefoot (the dog ate most of their shoes) and pile into the back of a monster truck (after Skipper drove the Corvette off the balcony, they had to borrow Matt Trakker's wheels from my younger brother).