What's This About a Pear?

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Submitter says: "I wrote up this quote for my tattoo artist with the word appear spelled properly and told him to size it in a way that it would look decent. As soon as he finished the tat, I realized my grave mistake in not really proofreading before he put it on me. Not to worry though, I already have an idea to embrace my fail and make it humorous at the same time."

Too Easy

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Why is "goes" the only word not capitalized? Shouldn't that say "Comes" instead of "Cames"? Shouldn't that sentence be anchored to the same baseline? Should I just ignore all of the innuendo suggested by this?

So many questions.

Fixed. Perfect. Done.

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What?!?! You say it should be "you're"?!?!

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