Nothing against Matt Smith, but David Tennant is still my favorite Doctor.
Owner of the tattoo sez: "On September 19th 1991 Otzi the Iceman was found in the mountains of Italy, thought to be a recent murder victim. Instead, he was discovered to be over 3,000 years old, mummified due to extreme cold. On his body were several charcoal tattoos that include parallel lines and various marks around his wrist and ankles; archaeologists believe these were thought to be medicinal for pain relief or arthritis.
On the very same day of this large archaeological discovery, I was born. Years later I would read a children's book about mummies and excitedly notice that my birthday was the same as his discovery."
Greetings all! My name is Nick, and I'll be the new caretaker of the Gallery of Regrets for the foreseeable future. I enjoy such things as a fine gin and tonic at the end of the day, eating out more often than I should, and spending money on things I can't afford (a habit that informs the first two things on this list).
The one major change you can expect to see here is a marked increase in the amount of everything; more posts, more features, and more fun for the whole family. Since I'm merely an invisible interwebz moderator, imagine me as you would the above tattoo: mustachioed, gentlemanly, and living in an entirely undersized apartment/pokeball.