What, No Scrambled Eggs?

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What, No Scrambled Eggs?
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Screw mink. Nothing is more elegant that a couple of bacon slices draped around your shoulders. Take note, Joan Collins.

Ugliest Tattoos: Sorry 4 Partyin'

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Ugliest Tattoos: Sorry 4 Partyin'
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Now HERE's a tattoo I can get behind. It's got my three favorite things: burritos, alcohol, and insincerity.