That rebus kind of peters out and the end, huh? You really couldn't get an awl? Or the Allman Brothers? Or your Allstate Insurance representative? I guess that really wouldn't make sense, since your Allstate Insurance representative is named Stuart.

"Whole Bunches of Oats" sounds like something my dad would have bought at the dollar store when I asked him for Honey Bunches of Oats. I guess some people enjoyed those more than I did. I'll bet this lady never tried Pr'vate First Class Crunch. It is NOT a tattoo-worthy experience, I'll tell you that much.

No thanks, I just had a maggot-covered hotdog.

Now HERE's a tattoo I can get behind. It's got my three favorite things: burritos, alcohol, and insincerity.

You know, we California Callous are no strangers to the green bean casserole. If I were going to get a Minnesota pride tattoo, I'd have to go with something a little more unique to the Midwest. Like cookie salad. Or type 2 diabetes.