What, No Scrambled Eggs?

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bacon,food
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Screw mink. Nothing is more elegant that a couple of bacon slices draped around your shoulders. Take note, Joan Collins.

Junk[food] in Your Trunk

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butt tats,food,words
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By Unknown
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I'm on a diet. Do you have any carrots on the other cheek?

Bacon Is Meat Candy

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animals,bacon,food,words
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This is exactly what I tell myself when I'm eating my twelfth slice of bacon before 10 a.m. That, and burritos are tube salad.

I'm Not Really Hungry

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food
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The worst part of this pork chop tattoo is that it's actually supposed to be a map of Australia.

Knee There Dough Eye

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Eye see what you did there,food,Hall of Fame,words
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That rebus kind of peters out and the end, huh? You really couldn't get an awl? Or the Allman Brothers? Or your Allstate Insurance representative? I guess that really wouldn't make sense, since your Allstate Insurance representative is named Stuart.

A Passion for Grains

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animals,food,mysterious,words
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"Whole Bunches of Oats" sounds like something my dad would have bought at the dollar store when I asked him for Honey Bunches of Oats. I guess some people enjoyed those more than I did. I'll bet this lady never tried Pr'vate First Class Crunch. It is NOT a tattoo-worthy experience, I'll tell you that much.

I Can Haz Maggot-Covered Cheezburger?

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bugs,food,gross
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No thanks, I just had a maggot-covered hotdog.