Where Does One Sentence End and the Other Begin?

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Where Does One Sentence End and the Other Begin?
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If only there was some sort of punctuation to help separate them.

Shake 'n' Bake

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Shake 'n' Bake
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Really? You got a joke motivational quote from a Will Ferrell movie tattooed on your chest? Do you at least know that it's a joke? Is this supposed to be "ironic?" Surely the misspellings are not on purpose.

What's This About a Pear?

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What's This About a Pear?
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Submitter says: "I wrote up this quote for my tattoo artist with the word appear spelled properly and told him to size it in a way that it would look decent. As soon as he finished the tat, I realized my grave mistake in not really proofreading before he put it on me. Not to worry though, I already have an idea to embrace my fail and make it humorous at the same time."