Because we here at UT are dedicated to serious journalism, I feel obligated to bring you this important news about Justin Bieber's newest Jesus tattoo.

Just how many Jesus tattoos does one 17-year-old need? If he keeps this up, Justin Bieber is going to start to look like the prayer candle stall at a Tijuana flea market.

I don't think "sentimental" is the right word. "Grandmotherly," maybe. Or "zombie."

I wonder if this woman ever goes to w00tstock just to see how many aneurysms she can cause.