Tighten Those Laces!

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Tighten Those Laces!
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Now men will stare at your cleavage out of sheer horror instead of excitement.

Oh, It’s a Ballet Slipper

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Oh, It’s a Ballet Slipper
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It's a ballet slipper hog-tied by another ballet slipper. I'm sure that's totally normal mating behavior for ballet slippers. Kinky.

Nice Fade!

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Nice Fade!
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That is one pissed off baby, beautifully framed by a hideous scar.