It's a ballet slipper hog-tied by another ballet slipper. I'm sure that's totally normal mating behavior for ballet slippers. Kinky.
BOW Why would you do this?
Now men will stare at your cleavage out of sheer horror instead of excitement.
That is one pissed off baby, beautifully framed by a hideous scar.
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Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
I Ear They Taste Good
Find Someplace Else!
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