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Must...resist...sexual...innuendo...
Screw mink. Nothing is more elegant that a couple of bacon slices draped around your shoulders. Take note, Joan Collins.
This is exactly what I tell myself when I'm eating my twelfth slice of bacon before 10 a.m. That, and burritos are tube salad.
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