What, No Scrambled Eggs?

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What, No Scrambled Eggs?
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Submitted by: tonique (via headofrothchild.com)
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Screw mink. Nothing is more elegant that a couple of bacon slices draped around your shoulders. Take note, Joan Collins.

Bacon Is Meat Candy

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Bacon Is Meat Candy
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This is exactly what I tell myself when I'm eating my twelfth slice of bacon before 10 a.m. That, and burritos are tube salad.