"I Didn't Like Sex Anyway"

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"Honey, do you mind if we do it from behind? all the time? from now on?"

Open Wide

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That phallic cloud is aimed right at him!

"Get Off Me, You Little Jerk"

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Okay, this one actually made me laugh with it.

Mystique Should've Morphed Into Something Else

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What... the hell... did you do that for? Did you just walk into a tattoo parlor and say, "please tattoo a large blue circle around my eye, and then a line extending from the circle down my neck?" Where were you going with this concept?

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