Excess Is Not In the Kludger's Dictionary

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A simple "Out of Order" may have sufficed. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's Floppy, But Not Flimsy

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Finally, the 3.5" gets an upgraded storage capacity.

~NSHA

Crapalytic Converter

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Sir, that is clearly past the expiration date.

~Not-So-Handy Andy