Thank god the Wii doesn't have heating problems, mine would have exploded from the 100+ hours of Skyward Sword I played on my week off.
From the submitter:
Xbox's remote control requires ridiculously precise aim. I fixed that by gluing a magnifying glass to it.
Awww buddy, you built this for me? I have a great place for it. Oh sorry, you're too young for Xbox. Go build daddy something else useful.