Not The Bag of Coke He Was Looking For

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Not The Bag of Coke He Was Looking For
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At least he didn't have to break the bank on this one.

~NSHA

Analyze The Kludge!

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Analyze The Kludge!
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My best guess:

That grass needs to stay at a warm temperature to survive thrive continue being grass. Its owner became desperate and kludged together this glue gun conduction machine to warm up the water ever so slightly.

Alternative:

He was trying to roast those coffee beans and left it on for too long.

What do you guys think?

Be Careful Mr. Pane, That's Not Stable!

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Be Careful Mr. Pane, That's Not Stable!
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Horrible choice for a counter-weight, or horrible choice for a makeshift bomb? You be the judge.

~NSHA

Is There a Smudge on My Windshield?

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Is There a Smudge on My Windshield?
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Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Your Wedding Limo Has Arrived

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Your Wedding Limo Has Arrived
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It may be ugly, but it's a sure-fire safeguard against cold feet.

~NSHA

Akin To a Sex Change

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Akin To a Sex Change
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We take what's internal and make external. And sideways. And held on with tape. Don't complain, we take your HMO.

~NSHA