My Dad's a Carpenter

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From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."

Rustic Busted Bumpers

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I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

Those Volvos Never Quit, Do They?

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"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!