From the submitter:
"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."
"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."
Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!