My Dad's a Carpenter

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From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."

Those Volvos Never Quit, Do They?

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"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!

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