Those Volvos Never Quit, Do They?

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Those Volvos Never Quit, Do They?
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"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!

A Sad Day in the Life of a Picnic Table

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A Sad Day in the Life of a Picnic Table
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"Long, long ago, this table was a majestic specimen, useful, and new. However, years of use have rendered it shabby and useless. It was destined to become firewood, but then someone with a large heart (and appreciation for picnic tables) took pity on it. It now serves as a conversation piece."

Was I the only one who read that user's description in David Attenborough's voice?

A Little Help When Replacing Deck Planks

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A Little Help When Replacing Deck Planks
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"Too early in the morning to be influenced by a "here, hold my beer" moment. My husband's creative helper."