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If he doesn't die, I will... from disbelief.
That was a horrible pun. Toro-ly unacceptable. Deerest apologies.
We need to go greener!
The fancy mixer tap in the kitchen broke, so I ripped it out, sawed a hole in the top, and used two outside tap kits (£9.99 each) to build a new art nouveau - works a beaut!
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