From the submitter:
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do when spring hits.
Alas the family arrived home too late, with the bubbling plastic mass the only reminder of the box fan's short life.
Fan + Bag + Cups + Tape = Dry Gloves
With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.