From the submitter:
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do when spring hits.
Zip ties? Check. Something cut in half? Check. Unnecessary sharpie marks? Check. You sir, are kludging correctly. Carry on. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.
Alas the family arrived home too late, with the bubbling plastic mass the only reminder of the box fan's short life.