With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.
Fur may be murder, but biking in the cold without gloves is practically suicide.
From the submitter:
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do when spring hits.
Snow chains should never resemble a spider's web. ~Not-So-Handy Andy