Give your wine a little orange aroma! Sommeliers everywhere just hurled a bit...

'Tis the season to be tipsy.

"After forgetting to replace the oil cap on his bike, my mate rode to the pub. He came out and noticed it was leaking when he left the pub and decided on this fix to make it home."

"Had wine, but I didn't have a corkscrew, but real men get the job done no matter what!"

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