Sorry Blue, I couldn't hear you from all the way up on your high horse! Psssh. "Country folk."

Psssh.

For some reason, it wouldn't pass the safety inspection.

"Hurrr durr I kleen rainz rill gud!"

Tampon jokes. Always gross.

~NSHA

I'm pretty sure any other utensil facing other direction would be more effective than this. ~NSHA