It doesn't make toast, but it does burn DVDs...

When removing a ventilation pipe full of bees nest leaves a 4" diameter hole on the outside of your house, dip into the workshop and find the first thing that is bigger. Never has a support CD delivered such a practical solution!

And just as they were programmed to do, all previous iPad versions shut down as soon as a new model was announced.

~NSHA

THE STORM IS CHASING YOU! DRIVE FASTER!

~NSHA

Actually, every word in the phrase probably should. ~NSHA