Are You Serious, Verizon?

verizon,cable,phone cable,wifi cable
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Verizon had a couple options here.

A) Repair the severed, sagging phone line and return it to it's previous height. B) Repair line and tie-strap it to rusty old fence.

They went with option B...

I Fixed the Internet!

internet cable,cable,wifi cable
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From the submitter:

"Dad cut the cable, so we patched it back together."

Freakin' Dad, man. If that IS his real name.

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