It's a great budget option, unless you're leaking for comfort. Or functionality.
Dubstep? No, ixnay on the whole "stepping" thing...
Pull yourselves up by your automated ergonomic bootstraps and ride over the bump like a true pro would!
Outta the way, or I might mow you down!
Now do you have a license plate on the front too?
Who has six wheels, two functional limbs, and is leaving your sad ass in the dust? This guy!