Speak softly and carry a freaking huge Gatling gun attached to a wheel barrow.
We needed a firepit and I didn't want to pay $100 for a real one
I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.
He's got a barrow on his head, but don't call him a barrowhead.
From the submitter:
"My hippie parents have been "repurposing" my whole life. This particular creation is a favorite. It doesn't tip over! The sad thing is, that my dad has TWO of them!"
Is it technically a unicycle?