Speak softly and carry a freaking huge Gatling gun attached to a wheel barrow.
"Yarrrrrr gon' gimme all yer traysure else I'ma shoot yew wit nat der blunderbuss!"
proxymat, you just might be a genius!
Is it technically a unicycle?
He's got a barrow on his head, but don't call him a barrowhead.
From what I can tell, they're neck-and-neck!