This little guy had a life-threatening illness and needed his leg amputated. Luckily, the doctors at Washington State University's veterinarian school came up with a plan that even a 12-year-old tortoise's HMO covered.
Are you trying to ford the river with your Ford? I think I got dysentery just from looking at this.
The right on this guy must be insane.
That was a horrible pun. Toro-ly unacceptable. Deerest apologies.