I certainly wouldn't want to trail this guy for too far.

"Copy that, Bicycle, you're clear for takeoff on runway two-niner."

For a different spin on this kludge, get rid of the wheel and belt and attach the spit directly to the motor. Then, depending on the motor's RPM, your pig roaster turns magically into sideways bacon-flavored eggbeaters.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

This little guy had a life-threatening illness and needed his leg amputated. Luckily, the doctors at Washington State University's veterinarian school came up with a plan that even a 12-year-old tortoise's HMO covered.

~NSHA

The right on this guy must be insane. ~NSHA