With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.
Kludge koffee is far more terrible than it sounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
At least it distracts from that god-awful paint job. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.
Now you know how I get to work everyday. ~Not-So-Handy Andy