Better Than a Tea Kettle

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Better Than a Tea Kettle
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But still worse than pretty much any other option. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I Need to Watch TV!

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I Need to Watch TV!
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Because dangling power plugs and water fountains are a perfectly safe combination.

Britain Is Binary

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Britain Is Binary
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That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack