A one dollar bottle of water in a half million dollar printing press. It is being used to catch drips from the oil leak. And this was the press tech's solution too!

Yadda yadda yadda, "whatever floats your boat," blah blah blah.

Just not the kind of bottled water you're used to.

"C'mon already, they don't actually import that stuff from Poland, do they?"

I wouldn't want this architect to design my bridges.

Come to think of it, I wouldn't want him to design anything I use ever.

A.K.A. office chair hydraulics.

This must've taken some chutzpah to make.