I nominate him official mascot of pantsless nerds everywhere.
Hold on, my report seems a bit jumbled. Let me blow on it and get back to you.
User Pirateninjah says their husband keeps breaking their controllers, so instead of buying another new one, they decided to fix it...ish.
I'm sure the next guy won't be able to tell the difference...
It's a tough choice, save the princess or save your coworkers from BO.