I nominate him official mascot of pantsless nerds everywhere.
You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.
Not my lack of headset, not my parent's internet connection, not even the fact that I spent my last allowance on another month of WoW. ~Not-So-Handy Andy