You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.
Looks like someone confused the portal gun with the giant suspender gun again.
Speaking of video games...
It only took about 30 seconds for the children to realize that even though the graphics are similar, an old tape of the 1984 Winter Olympics is not very interactive.