Looks like someone confused the portal gun with the giant suspender gun again.
User Pirateninjah says their husband keeps breaking their controllers, so instead of buying another new one, they decided to fix it...ish.
From the submitter:
I play games online on PSN, bluetooth headset kept getting lost, then I just hacked the two together. An effective fix! Full build log at the source.
Can't move the entertainment stand... video game break. Can't move my shirt... laying down break.
True story: upon playing my first computer FPS, I thought that the default WASD movement keys were a mistake so I switched changed them to the arrows. Turns out, I'm an idiot.