Hold on, my report seems a bit jumbled. Let me blow on it and get back to you.
True story: upon playing my first computer FPS, I thought that the default WASD movement keys were a mistake so I switched changed them to the arrows. Turns out, I'm an idiot.
Not my lack of headset, not my parent's internet connection, not even the fact that I spent my last allowance on another month of WoW. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
User Pirateninjah says their husband keeps breaking their controllers, so instead of buying another new one, they decided to fix it...ish.