That's it, just keep putting stickers on in random places to make your fix less obvious.
I would have "ruled" out that solution a bit earlier.
Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!
It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...