It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...
Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!
named it the El Sportino SS
note the detail in contouring the plywood to fit the space.