It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...
That's it, just keep putting stickers on in random places to make your fix less obvious.
"Red neck window. God bless America!"
I would have "ruled" out that solution a bit earlier.
This picture was taken at hurricane ridge, WA