It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...
Or as I like to call it: "Bungalow Chic."
named it the El Sportino SS
Especially after someone put that giant wooden thing on top.