Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.
The rotisserie motor failed!
At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.
... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.
I wonder if Dyson will pick up on this all-terrain enhancement.
Why not use a hotel door handle?