Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.
The house had free switches just hanging off the walls! ~NSHA
What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!
From the submitter:
The vacuum cleaner was missing those floor cleaning accessories, so I made my own with isolant tape and a box.
Why not use a hotel door handle?