From the submitter:
The vacuum cleaner was missing those floor cleaning accessories, so I made my own with isolant tape and a box.
Lost contact lens, wrist watch screw or even a diamond? Don't worry, the vacuum cleaner will help!
Beekeeper Maintenance and Extermination Man!
... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.
What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!
The house had free switches just hanging off the walls! ~NSHA