At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.
Lost contact lens, wrist watch screw or even a diamond? Don't worry, the vacuum cleaner will help!
... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.
I can tell by the pixels, and by the fact that there's a shop-vac where the bag should be.
Beekeeper Maintenance and Extermination Man!
What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!