Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.
... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.
Beekeeper Maintenance and Extermination Man!
The house had free switches just hanging off the walls! ~NSHA