Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.
At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.
I wonder if Dyson will pick up on this all-terrain enhancement.
What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!
Why not use a hotel door handle?