From the submitter:
The vacuum cleaner was missing those floor cleaning accessories, so I made my own with isolant tape and a box.
Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.
What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!
Lost contact lens, wrist watch screw or even a diamond? Don't worry, the vacuum cleaner will help!
Beekeeper Maintenance and Extermination Man!